So Fresh and So Clean, Clean! #LetsTalkBums

 

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As I told you before, there would be more potty talk coming from this girl right here! Well, here it is! Being the awesome Cottonelle ambassador that I am, I am here to guide you to the light. The light is an amazing wiping experience of course! haha! You’re welcome! VERY welcome! You’ll want to thank me later!

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As a Southerner, true to my roots I’ve never actually used a bidet before. Of course, there have been times in my life that I wish there were one handy. Especially on one specific field trip where there were basically outhouses and not much toilet paper to go around. Bidet, please?

Although I could just imagine my middle school self hunkering down over a bidet and automatically start busting out laughing. I mean—THERE are just so many open options for embarrassment here. Too cold (OHHHHHHHHH my GOD), Too hot (eeeeeeeeeeeK), or having the water stream up too hard to leave you feeling violated and possibly looking like you pissed on yourself. UH… :/ LOL

But what if you COULD have a way to clean your bum after using the bathroom that could give you the same amount of refreshment as a bidet without the actual water streaming up into the crack of your butt?

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Now you can! With the Cottonelle Wet Wipes you can have the clean, refreshing oohhhhhhh yeah So Fresh and So Clean Clean ♪♪ dance without the embarrassment of possibly falling over with your pants around your ankles! HA  

You can do all this without the embarrassment of going into Home Depot and pouring your soul out about needing refreshment and cleanliness. That your toilet paper has totally and completely broke it’s contract with your bum and you have AT THAT point in time broken the deal completely.

Go ahead break that deal, but call in the Wet Wipe to replace that old dry toilet paper routine!

 

Disclosure: I am bringing this post to you through my partnership with Cottonelle, their new Cottonelle Fresh Care Flushable Cleansing Cloths, and sharing the news about their #LetsTalkBums campaign.

 

Jessica Renee