Funniest Tattoo Fails 🤣

Hey y'all and welcome to Southern Rambles. If you don't know or haven't been here before I am Jess or Jessi-- I post tons of different topics. Funny, Fails, Reviews, Info & Advice, Tutorials and more. If u leave a comment leave your site/blog URL and I'll comment back! 

OK, so here goes with the tattoo fails. I love tattoos, I have ONE on the middle of my back with an infinity sign with my kids names in it. I love it but I'd definitely like to add some color to it and detail it more.

But I am definitely glad it came out OK and I didnt end up with something like I'm about to introduce to you.

Do yall have any tattoos? If so- what are they and leave a pic in the comments.

These Pictures I've found around Instagram on the page @tattoo_fails if you wanna look for yourself! 

Spider Face anybody? I have no idea why someone would tattoo a huge giant ass spider over their entire face. He won't be getting any jobs soon! Lol

I mean how do you end up with something this bad when its RIGHT THERE. Could she not feel the needle NOT doing anything other than leaving a million spots everywhere? It looks like she spilled paint or concrete on herself. Oops

 I'm not sure this is so much a fail as its apparent they WANTED chicken nuggets and BBQ sauce but its still pretty hilarious. I bet this is a great conversation starter tho! 🤣

This guy and his tattoo choices makes me think he might be super stalkerish, scary, and obsessed. Come on-- thats WAYYYYYY too many brendas. 🤯

I would definitely hate to be this guy. Hey but when and IF he has kids he could always use the phrase "I have eyes in the back of my head" 🤣🤣🤣

This guy is just shit out of luck. He really has a star spangled forehead and a PIRATE patch, with a CHEVY symbol all on the face. 😜

What's the worst tattoo or tattoos that you have seen?

Until next time--

Twitter; @AidanAdisynsMom

Instagram; @StylishSouthernMama

TikTok; @SouthernRambles

YouTube; @/jessiblankenship

25 Hilariously Epic Moving Fails

             

Have you ever driven through traffic and just seem something completely idiotic? Something that made you get in the other lane, or stay away completely? People tend to do really unthinkable things to get all their things moved in one trip, here are 25 of those epic times.

• Sofacycle

  
  Image source
  It's going to be a long moving process for this motorcyclist. We hope he's not a keen pianist. Not only is his fingers going to get smashed, he might break that nose of his.. Flipped over isn’t even going to be the word for this. :/
  

• Balancing Act

  
  Image source
  One sharp corner or speed bump and this mover is going to need a whole new garden set. I have no idea why people do this. Overloading can cause wrecks, and look at this goofball. He has taken “overloaded” into a whole new level.
  

• Trailer Trash

  
  Image source
  We hope the driver is taking it very, very steady as he tows a helper and a giant refrigerator along in a teeny tiny trailer. This might not end too well for that “helper”, he might end up the help before long wouldn’t you say? lol
  

• Fridge Fail

  
  Image source
  Another fridge, another brave fool staying strong against the odds in the pursuit of future cold beers. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with a cold beer, but do you really want a broken head to go along with it?
  

• Oops!

          
  Image source
  A trip to Ikea is probably in order for the poor family moving house with this company. That stuff isn’t going to be mendable after that much of a power-slam on the concrete, now is it?
  

• Dangerous Move

  
  Image source
  This gentleman is making a very dangerous move here. One toppling mattress and he's a gonner. He isn’t on the driver side so he can signal the driver is something is tipping, pure genius in making right there!
  

• Moving Overload

  
  Image source
  It looks like this mover has performed a pretty impressive balancing act, but we wouldn't want to be behind them on the motorway. That’s like praying for something to come crashing through your window. Here, want a bike for lunch? Nope.. well then carry on.
  

• Pedal Power

  
  Image source
  Kudos have to be due to this cyclist. He's pedaling along with a full lounge suite. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen something so creative, or dumb.. either way?!
  

• Moving Day

  
  Image source
  This family are taking moving their shed way, way too seriously. I can just see something bad happening, it isn’t even roped on the back half. I’m pretty sure they have no thought process at all.
  

• The Optimists

  
  Image source
  Do these movers think this is going to work? Really? Really? How do they seriously think they are going to be able to drive with a door hanging wide open? haha.
  

• Appliance Surfing

  
  Image source
  Big truck or no big truck, we don't like the look of this tumble dryer transportation. I’d say they were definitely tired of the laundry mat.
  

• Chest Crazy

  
  Image source
  The individual responsible for this massive chest fail is just crazy. Hope they liked the scratched, beaten, half-there antique look, lol.
  

• Moving Genius

  
  Image source
  There clearly are no limits to human ingenuity. Here's a man, in a boot, towing a fridge-freezer. Neat. Hopefully they don’t have to stop suddenly or he might eat a refrigerator. That one would be hard to explain to a dentist.
  

• Sofa Situation

  
  Image source
  But before you can start the transportation process, there's that tricky business of safe sofa removal... and count down to disaster. 3,2,1 please someone call 911, we have couch induced splattened man over this way.
  

• Bad Start

  
  Image source
  This is a very, very bad start (or end?) to moving day. I’d say someone needs their CDL’s jerked. Didn’t they understand the art of the moving truck providing less work? Guess not. Oh well.
  

• Pian-oh-no!

  
  Image source
  Pianos are one of the most difficult items to handle in a move. These movers have struck the wrong note. I mean, I was almost sure that was a fishing boat for a second. Geez.
  

• Strapping Lads

  
  Image source
  These guys have done an extremely professional job with that strapping. Nice work. I’m pretty sure they would have strapped their car up there, if they could.
  

• Motorcycling Bureau

  
  Image source
  When they tell you to contact to the motorcycling bureau, this probably isn't what they mean. I’m not even sure how he is keeping that bike balanced, that thing looks super heavy!
  

• Sofa So Good

  
  Image source
  So far, so bad - these guys have hit upon an early technical hitch in the moving process. I mean, I’ve gotten couches in some pretty awkward places, but come on.. lol
  

• Family Last

  
  Image source
  It's important to get your priorities right when you're moving. Household items and motorbikes first, family last. Sorted. Sounds kind of mixed up huh? Hope they hold on super tight is all I have to say.
  

• Mobility Scooter

  
  Image source
  With age comes great experience, which is why this OAP knows exactly how to use his mobility scooter to move house. I’m super glad he doesn’t have animals.
  

• International Moving Fail

  
  Image source
  Not everybody has the luxury of a nice, big TMF Removals lorry when they move home. Sometimes other modes of transportation are necessary.. That poor donkey just got to experience see-saw at it’s worst.
  

• Pianoooooo!

  
  Image source
  We told you that pianos are always the first items to hit the deck. Do us a favour, get the professionals in, eh? Even the piano is upset, look at it’s sad face. :/
  

• Abseiling Couch

  
  Image source
  We really don't think that this couch removal is a smart move. I predict a boom-kapow-splat and split couch, how about you?
  

• Invisible Furniture

  
  Image source
  Of course, it could all be worse. You could be like this family whose movers completely failed to deliver their possessions one whole month after moving day. Fail. That is something I couldn’t deal with, I have to have my stuff!!
  

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone do while moving their stuff?
Move all your stuff safely and avoid any funny stuff with TFM removals.

-Jessica

Nachomamatee Review

I have a weird sense of humor and that is why I like Nachomamatees so much! From Vintage T-Shirts, to 80′s T-shirts, to Funny T-Shirts - Nachomamatees has it all.

I chose the Engrish Shirt. It is a high quality lightweight cotton shirt in white with black and grey lettering. As someone who loves to write, and a grammar nerd- I had to get this shirt. It was hard NOT to get it. Too funny.

I see posting stuff online such as facebook and twitter that doesn’t even make sense half the time, so yeah- this shirt intrigued me. Make me chuckle, and of course- choose it.

My family is a t-shirt family. I don’t usually dress up very often, because I work from home. Who wants to wear expensive clothing when you aren’t going out? When you just have errands to run, stores to go to, and children to keep clean all day? Not me- so I have tons of t-shirts and they are all very loved.

Here are some of my favorites…

Dark Side- Of course they would try and draw you in with cookies =)

Did it at home- On sale right now for $9

 

Find X

Gizzy

There are just so many great ones, I could go on and on. The shirts take 3-9 business days to get to you, depending on how near or far you are. They ship worldwide, so it doesn’t matter if you live in New York or Australia- these shirts would make anyone crack up.

You can return merchandise for a full refund if you do it within 30 days (1 month) but this excludes items that have been worn and washed. Shipping is usually $3.50 for standard, and each additional item is just $1 more for shipping.

They have a Daily Deal 6.99 Special – where they select one of their t-shirts to sell for 6.99 on that select day. That’s awesome. So your paying half the price of what it would normally be.

Buy it – Like the shirts that you seen here? Then be prepared to chuckle a lot looking at all of them! Check out Nachomamatees here.

Disclosure: This isn’t a sponsored post, all opinions are 100% mine, I did receive products in exchange for an honest review, but it didn’t influence the review.

In order to win you must not have won (or received for promotional purposes) a t-shirt from Nachomamatees or Crazy Dog T-shirts in the last 90 days.

 

Jessica

Five FingerTees Review

Five Finger Tees is located outside of Boston, Massachusetts. FiveFingerTees.com opened in July, 2009 and is completely family owned and operated. We offer a wide variety of movie/TV, pop-culture inspired and down right funny t-shirts for only $9.99! Our philosophy is simple, we do all the work! From customer service, designing, printing, photography, shipping, web site design, and trying to watch our kids at the same time! By doing this, we keep our overhead really low which gives you the customer a great deal, without having to sacrifice on quality.

 

• Our T-Shirts are Profesionally Screen Printed in the U.S.A. We do not use heat transfers or irons-ons.

 

• We use soft preshrunk 100% cotton shirts with Double-needle stitching throughout and a seamless rib at neck. Need to see oursize chart?

 

• All of our Tees are Available in assorted styles, sizes & colors.

 

• Orders usually ship from our store within 1 to 2 business days. (Please allow 5-7 days delivery for hoodies)

I chose the Reading is sexy shirt. Reading has been a part of life as long as I can remember. In today’s world, I see and hear people saying that they don’t read. I’m pretty sure they think it’s cool because they don’t read. I’m like “WHAT- are you SERIOUS?”

I have always wanted to promote literacy. Yes, I may be a book nerd, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. Now I can PROMOTE this by my shirt in a funny way. I wish more people would get off facebook, put down the remote and pick up a book- maybe the world would be a better place.☺

I love this shirt. I got it in pink. It is made of 100% preshrunk cotton. So you don’t have to worry about buying a bigger size. You can machine wash on warm with like colors and dry on medium tumble. You can also use non-chlorine bleach if needed. You don’t need to iron these shirts because they don’t really wrinkle up. It feels amazing- lightweight and fits perfectly.

They are great for the summer because they let your skin breath. The cotton is amazing, soft, and very flexible. They have so many different styling of shirts, that you can find something for almost everyone.

The ordering process is very simple. Just click on the shirt you want to purchase, then choose whether you would like a men’s or women’s. Then select size and color. The shirt arrived quickly, and is great quality. This is the same if not better quality then you would find in some department store for $30+.

 

and what’s even funnier is if you click on the link to the “Half Shirts” You get this:

WHOA!!!

Did you seriously think we sold half shirts?

We're not sure what's worse, the fact that you thought we sold half shirts or the fact that you clicked on this link to purchase a half shirt...Hmmm
Anyway, so this wasn't a complete waste of your time here is a picture of some dude in a half shirt for you to enjoy.

 

You can order shirts from Five Finger Tees online. You can also visit them on Facebook and Twitter.

They have a shipping calculator, so you can see how much the total would be before you make a purchase. This is always a plus for me!!

They take Discover, Visa, Mastercard, Amex Cards, and Paypal. Many companies are switching to paypal and I love it. I don’t have a credit card and companies that do not accept paypal won’t be getting business from me, because I can’t do it any other way!

Disclosure: This isn’t a sponsored post, all opinions are 100% my own. I wasn’t compensated, although I did receive products in exchange for an honest review..

 

Jessica